Why? Let me share a chat I had with hubs today. Note that my husband has been in a self questioning phase. He’s thinking he has been pronouncing the word “both” wrong his whole life. He says he’s pronounced it “bolth” where it should be pronounced something else. Honestly I can barely make the difference, but it’s an existential crisis right now for him, so give him some respect. don’t poke fun, ok!?
The green interjections are comments to help you understand our inner workings:
Anyway, here’s what was said:
Hubs:13:43:17 how are you doing? Me:13:43:35 tired. Don’t know how I’m supposed to go get the dude (that’s our son) and take them both (boths our kids) to the pool Me:13:43:52 Fucking fucks with their 1 pool thing, it sucks to have to watch them through 5 billion other people Hubs:13:46:09 Why not take them to the Papineau pool (that’s in my parents’ building)? Semi-private, no? And cooler outside of the water… Me:13:46:44 ‘cause I can’t swim with son AND daughter…. Son doesn’t like to be just in the little pool, and that’s the only place I could take daughter. Me:13:46:51 it’s a little complicated w/ both Me:13:46:54 I mean burth Me:13:47:12 burth over duhr? (son pronounces “there” “durh”) Me:13:47:22 yus Hubs:13:47:25 What’s tonton (that’s “uncle” in french) up to? Me:13:47:31 he’s in ny Hubs:13:47:36 Loser Hubs:13:47:41 Abbey? (that’s hubs not being able to differentiate between an abbey and Abby the babysitter!) Me:13:47:49 not paying Me:13:47:57 i just bought pants, can’t have abby too Hubs:13:48:18 Why not, just for a few hours – it is a semi emergency in this weather… Me:13:48:59 ‘cause i’d rather have her come and me being TOTALLY free of kids for a bit. It’s really the fact that Son is being difficult lately is all. Me:13:49:11 otherwise it’d be easier to watch them bolf Hubs:13:50:10 I spose Me:13:50:31 let me work, bah-bye…. smells like poop in this corner! Hubs:13:50:43 Why not kill everyone else at the kiddy pool? Then it will be private? Me:13:50:58 true true…. can you get out early? Me:13:51:04 you could help me with this Hubs:13:51:07 Yes. When do you want me to come? Me:13:51:37 well, that depends, if you can get a semi automatic, it would make my life easier, but it won’t get you home until around 6, now, would it!? Me:13:51:48 oh fuck, the little brat is waking up. Hubs:13:51:55 merde Hubs:13:52:03 how long so far? (how long has she slept) Me:13:52:07 half hour Me:
13:52:15
almost 40 minutes…. Hubs:13:52:16 not good enough. Hubs:13:52:26 tell her to sleep another hour and a half Me:13:52:29 I just want to sit without moving, it’s tooooo hot! Me:13:52:41 I’m not going in there, maybe she won’t know I’m here… Hubs:13:52:50 Go chill in her room, and close the door
Hubs:]
Me:13:53:21 no, if she sees me, she’ll wake up! Hubs:13:53:26 merde Me:13:53:35 So? the semi automatic? 13:53:39 Hubs:13:53:46 I’m thinking napalm 13:53:54 Hubs:13:54:03 carpet bomb apocalypse now style 13:54:08 Me:13:54:10 ohhh, fish sauce bombs! We don’t care, the rest of the world does! Hubs:13:54:14 iPod Me:13:54:19 iPod? Hubs:13:54:31 to entertain yourself Me:13:54:32 that won’t kill a fly! Me:13:54:35 ohh Me:13:54:45 ok, so whatever, even if it’s not to kill everyone around me, can you come home slightly earlier?
sabolab:13:55:08
Stop making noise, I’m hiding! 13:55:113:55:38 ——-
Hubs:13:55:51 sure baby 13:55:55
13:56:0213:55:57 Hubs:13:56:10 Me:
sabolab:13:57:16
oh fuck, now she’s crying. Why do they cry? it’s so high pitch, and I have a headache! Hubs:13:57:32 Paci time! Me:13:57:37 it’s like she does it on purpose. She has her paci right there, but won’t fucking get it! Me:13:57:44 she only does this to spite me! Hubs:13:57:50 pretty much Me:13:58:05 ok, I won the prize for worse mother ever, now I’ll go and check on her…. Hubs:13:58:14 congrats Me:
13:58:14
see you later, tata
Posted on July 8th, 2010 at 6:43 pm by Severine
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